despazito:

Young people and old people’s complacency and acceptance of autoplay terrifies me if I’m finished a video and another begins playing THAT I DIDN’T CHOOSE I’m already loading my gun

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yugiohcardsdaily:

Danger!? Tsuchinoko?

“You can reveal this card in your hand; your opponent randomly chooses 1 card from your entire hand, then you discard the chosen card. Then, if the discarded card was not ‘Danger!? Tsuchinoko?’, Special Summon 1 'Danger!? Tsuchinoko?’ from your hand, and if you do, draw 1 card. If this card is discarded: You can Special summon this card. You can only use this effect of 'Danger!? Tsuchinoko?’ once per turn.”

hannahvardit:

every day god finds new ways to torture john constantine

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grimeclown:

grimeclown:

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grimeclown:

Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

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lakevida:

happened again where i was reading about cicadas and thought “damn i should get a cicada tattoo” and then glanced down at the part of my arm where i would put a cicada tattoo, which is where my cicada tattoo is

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jacebewewen:

charlottan:

guy who says “im getting real into the color green lately”

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evilnicegirl:

dissemblist:

rabidchild:

finishercar:

PLEASE for the love of god read this

The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.

The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…

this is like a clockwork orange but a girl

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